My Jaunty New Chapeau...

Hello Junior Detectives. It's been a few. I'm glad to see that you are all doing well.

Today was much like any other day. With one exception. The nice administrative assistant lady in Pharmacy gave me a new hat. A jaunty new chapeau, if you will. Now, you would think that most people would be happy for me...receiving a new hat and all. However, this is far from the truth. I tell you now...there is a distinctive kind of malice jealous that was displayed by non or un-hatted persons. Now, I'm sure that other chapeau'd people will back me up on this. I say to you now that this kinda hatred is tearing apart the social fabric of our society. It's really quite sad. I cannot understand why chapeau'd and non-chapeau'd people just can't resolve their differences in a peaceful and diplomatic way. There must be a forum in which their grievances can be dealt with both fairly and decisively. It's a truly sad state of affairs when we as humans cannot co-exist simply because of the colour/style of our hats. I have a dream...a dream that one day, all peoples of the world, those both with and without hats can live in harmony. Free of the persecution and scorn of generations past. That is my dream...*Single tear*

Alright...enough of that right. It's all good. So, for those of you who don't know, I will be in the process of moving my years of accumulated merchandise over to my apartment over the next week. It should be both fun and exciting. More or less. :) The party will commence soon then. I'll brief you with more details in the days to come. Alright then...I'll talk to you later Junior Detectives. Stay frosty. I'm out. Later.